Thursday, January 26, 2006

Hardest Working Man in Show Business

I respect Samuel L Jackson's work ethic he will take any job anywhere. I have not seen most of his movies, but I appreciate him. I wish I could be more like him. This is the epic post I have been promising. ENJOY!

With the help of IMDB I have compiled this list of movies and mini reviews:

The Jailhouse Lawyer (2006) -Don't know not out yet
Poker Nights (2007) -Don't know not out yet
"Afro Samurai" (2006) -Don't know not out yet
2004: A Light Knight's Odyssey (2006)-Don't know not out yet
Snakes on a Plane (2006) -Can't wait to see this movie it will surely be the best movie of 2006
Black Snake Moan (2006) - What, is he doing porn?
Freedomland (2006) -Missed it
"The Boondocks" - A Date with the Health Inspector (2005) -I respect Boondocks
The Man (2005) -Eugene Levy was good Samuel L was an angry black man.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) -Angry black Jedi Part III
xXx: State of the Union (2005) -Missed this one
Mr. Incredible and Pals (2005) -Didn't see it.
Coach Carter (2005) -Angry black coach with a purpose
The Incredibles (2004) -GREAT
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004) -He'll even do angry black voice overs for video games.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Missed it.
Twisted (2004/I) What?
Country of My Skull (2004) Never saw it.
S.W.A.T. (2003) Awesome and he was flawless
Coaching the Minors (2003) - Is this another porno?
Basic (2003) -Missed it
xXx (2002) Missed it
The House on Turk Street (2002) What is the deal with the dirty sounding movies?
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) Angry Black Jedi part II
Changing Lanes (2002) Missed it
The Comeback (2002) Missed it
The 51st State (2001) Missed it
Seven Days of Kwanzaa (2001) Didn't know it existed. Does Sameul L really celebrate Kwanzaa or was this just another check?
The Caveman's Valentine (2001) -Porno?
Unbreakable (2000) -Awesome movie. I know a lot of people hated it. This was supposed to be a trilogy which would have been two more movies on this list, but the people vetoed that one. I would have liked to have seen these unmade movies.
Shaft (2000) - Can you dig it?
"WWF Smackdown! - Episode dated 15 June 2000 -Smackdown? Sam was on Smackdown, dude there has to be a line. Stick it to the golf tournaments. SMACKDOWN?!?!
Rules of Engagement (2000) -Missed it
Any Given Wednesday (2000) -YES!
Deep Blue Sea (1999) - This was good
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) -Angry Black Jedi Part I
Our Friend, Martin (1999) - ummm?
Violon rouge, Le (1998) - Samuel L speaks french... for a price.
The Negotiator (1998) - I think I saw this, was it good?
Out of Sight (1998) Nope
Sphere (1998) -Hey just cause you had a lot of success with the first Michael Crighton venture you did doesn't mean they are all gold. Worst movie on the list.
Jackie Brown (1997) - Obligatory
Eve's Bayou (1997) - Biblical porn?
One Eight Seven (1997) - on a mutha fucking Cop!
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) - Didn't see it
A Time to Kill (1996) - Sounds like he might have played an angry black man but I missed this one too.
Trees Lounge (1996)- What is this? Samuel witll make ANY movie!
The Great White Hype (1996) - Loved this movies and Sam was great!
Sydney (1996) -nope
Fluke (1995) -nope
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) -Bruce Willis and Samuel L were made for each other. I just wish Sam would have replaced Ben Affleck in Armageddeon.
Kiss of Death (1995) -missed it
Losing Isaiah (1995) -missed it
"Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child" (1995) - Samuel L will be in your movie just sign the check!
The Search for One-eye Jimmy (1994) -More filth.
The New Age (1994) missed it.
Pulp Fiction (1994) - Of course he agreed to make this loser kid Quentin's movie. He'll do anything, and since Tarintino was working in a video rental store he saw all of Sam's movies and was hypnotized into casting him. Also --- played and angry black man with a gun
Against the Wall (1994) (TV) -didn't see this one
Assault at West Point: The Court-Martial of Johnson Whittaker (1994) missed it
Fresh (1994) -sounds like a classic but I missed it
Hail Caesar (1994) - is this about rome or salads?
True Romance (1993) - Sam made a love story? I'll bet he played the angry black lover who was jaded
Jurassic Park (1993) - Angry black programer, I understand that he is a chain smoker in real life, this must have been an easy role for him.
Menace II Society (1993) -YES, but not as good a Don't be a menace II society while drinking your juice...
Amos & Andrew (1993) -never knew it existed
Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Is this a spoof of lethal weapon, and why isn't Loaded Weapon 2 on this list?
Simple Justice (1993) mised it
"I'll Fly Away" - Since Walter (1992) missed it
"Ghostwriter" - Who Burned Mr. Brinker's Store?: Part 1 (1992) Sounds like children's TV again
Ghost Story: Part 1 (1992) Where os part 2
Patriot Games (1992) Was he an angry black secret agent?
White Sands (1992) - missed it
Juice (1992) -DAMN good movie
Fathers & Sons (1992) missed it
Jumpin' at the Boneyard (1992) -another PORN?
Dead and Alive: The Race for Gus Farace (1991) -what is this?
Strictly Business (1991) - missed it
Johnny Suede (1991) -missed it
Jungle Fever (1991) -Really good movie
"Law & Order" - The Violence of Summer (1991) - I Love L+O I must track this episode down
The Return of Superfly (1990) - blacksploitataion?
Goodfellas (1990) - One of the best movies of all time
The Exorcist III (1990) -I don't see spooky movies
Mo' Better Blues (1990) -missed it
Betsy's Wedding (1990) missed it
Def by Temptation (1990) -Black on Black Porno
A Shock to the System (1990) - missed it
Sea of Love (1989) - really?
Do the Right Thing (1989) -good movies
"The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd" - Here's Why You Should Always Make Your Bed in the Morning (1989) -say it with me "sounds like porn"
"A Man Called Hawk" - Intensive Care (1989) -umm
Dead Man Out (1989) hope it is NOT a gay porn about a dead queer coming out of the closet.
Coming to America (1988) good movie
School Daze (1988) I remember liking this movie but have no idea who he was in this movie
Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) -missed it
"Spenser: For Hire" - My Enemy, My Friend (1987) -nope
White Knight (1986) -nope
Magic Sticks (1987) -porn
Uncle Tom's Cabin (1987)- I think he was still young here and wanted to make films that mattered
Ragtime (1981) - See uncle tom's cabin
The Trial of the Moke (1978) - missed it
The Displaced Person (1977) - see ragtime
Together for Days (1972) - Bondage porn


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