1. FIRST NAME: Trufant
2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?That time I put my testicles in a vice to find out if it would hurt, it did then I pulled em out without loosening the vice.
3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?Only stuck in my pubic hair
4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?Spree ground into a fine powder and then disolved in Dr. Pepper
5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?No
6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?Only if I get to use my teeth
7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?Shoot I'd do it for 1 mil.
8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?Kind of, but then I remember that they have regular person sized organs in those tiny bodies, and I figure that they are just always in pain, and that sucks.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?She's out there.
10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?Tenderloin brand Crack Rocks. "the only rocks that truly satisfy"
11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?See above
12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS ?Anything with a diamond steering wheel
13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?No
14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?Yes, but then I broke the bottle and had to go to the hospital
15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?I don't drink water, man can get all nutrients required from buritos and vodka.
16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?I don't own a computer
17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?At least 12 times a day, but most are small. I just like any excuse to wipe
18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?I am now
19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?See 10
20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?Yes.
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE ?The center of the earth, crab people and mole men are the only beings that put getting drunk at work in their constitution.
22. YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBer?1234 5678 9010 8000 suck it
23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?Had and stabbed others
24. ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?12, part of the reason I had to use a bottle for 14
25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?We'll I like Jesus don't I?
26. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?No I just ate
27. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?Lunchables, they were so much better than just crackers, cheese and deli meat, they were a status symbol. Like elementary school diamond steering wheels.
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?Bloody Mary
29. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?My house is the oldest item
30. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?2 Both of the Prussian Blue records and that's all anybody needs
31. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?Yup, at least once a week.
32. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?Tomkat they count as one person since they are together and the press has united them by names.
33. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?Where do you think I got my kick ass tits?!?!
34. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY? MOUSTACHE RIDES FIVE CENTS!!!
35. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?Yes it is the only way I can compensate for my incredibly small penis.
36. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?myself, because of my teeny weeny.
37. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?Pimp playa prepaid
38. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING?Today... at work
39. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?Yes then I finished it off for him
40. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?I have a tube that allows me to puke out of the side of my torso, this way I can keep my teeth in my head. All the puking I do, they were starting to disolve.
41. HOW OLD ARE YOU?13
42. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?Sky jump, no cord, no chutes... just splat
43. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?Yes
44. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?Never
45. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?No
46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?The kind with bubbles
47. GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW?yes
GUYS: DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?Don't have a girlfriend
48. ARE YOU RACIST?Men are pigs
49. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?Yes, big long loud juicy giggles
50. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?Kill em all and let god sort it out
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?Left pinky toe nail
52. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?Yes why does this quiz feel like bringing up the past. I live life with no regrets, and I never look back unless asked to by a stupid quiz.
53. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?New york, damn high and mighties
54. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?yes, Collie but I had to chop it and blend it so it would fit.
55. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?Age is the key here, older the better
56. ARE YOU SEXIST?Men are pigs
57. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?All sports are stupid except nascar, and Catfish noodling.
58. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
Always, If I can find true love, or get a wish, or get money from microsoft just by annoying everyone in my address book you bet they are hearing from me. Chain e-mails are like my geine in a bottle.
59. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?So Like the liver makes the bile right?
60. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?Yes I must, I stop my car run over to the accident and begin a prayer circle so that their souls can find their way into heaven. It is my constitutional right to view carnage, and don't none of you damn hippies try to take it away from me with traffic "laws"!
61. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN WORKING ON YOUR BLOG? Developing business plan
62. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?I am black listed for pushing ahead my agenda.
63. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "FUCK BUDDIES"?Only if they are animals, cause then nobody's feelings get hurt.
