WooHoo!

Life is good. The
are rolling, and

the sun is shining. Awesome! I am way too happy to work right now. Does sunshine deprivation count as an excuse to miss work and go get drunk at the beach?

Seriously Dough?

OK really enough is enough. Now some old guy was killed in a mudslide. We've had enough. The record for most rainy days in SF in the month of April is 12 set all the way back in 1963, we are only in the 12th day of the month and already have 11 rainy days.

But aside from records and deaths the real heart of the matter remains fishing and now baseball. If this business continues into May when we are allowed to fish in federal waters again I am going to be pissed. If all these double headers and crazy schedules affect the Giants bullpen then there will be hell to pay.

How much more water is there? Really?

I'm getting mad.

Isaac Brock is a Shit Eating Monkey Fucker

First let me state for the record that I have always been a pretty big fan of Modest Mouse, but I am about to trash them...

I remember reading a Spin magazine article about 3 or 4 months ago where they did a brief interview with the Modest Mouse frontman. In the article they asked about his influences and he said something along the lines of "I loved the Sonic Youth album "Washing Machine" I wished that I could slap my name on it and call it my own." Now that is not an exact quote or anything but it conveys the sentiment.

I was making musical love to my I-pod yesterday and I had it set on shuffle. "Blame it on the Tetons" by Modest Mouse was followed by "Unwind" from Sonic Youth. It was at that time that I realized they were the same damn song. Real original Isaac. I also remember that a few years back Sonic Youth had all of their instruments stolen. I am now going to hold the members of Modest Mouse responsible for that crime as well until they admit to their lack of originality in the form of a signed personal apology to me.

Modest Mouse is now on my shit list...

Jerks...

Dumb Fucking Kid

So I was walking home from work today when some kid walking with his family said "hey move it you fat fuck!"

I thought to myself "What."

I looked around and there was nobody else around and he was watching my fat ass jiggle down the hill and laughing.

WHAT THE FUCK! He was there with his parents who did nothing. Man was I pissed. Yeah I am overweight but I am still pretty fucking cool. Who the fuck is this dumb shit to talk some shit on me?!

And why didn't his parents smack the shit out of him...



Or at least say to me sorry our child has turrets syndrome and can't control his out bursts.

Nothing they just kept walking and he kept laughing.

Even if I had a kid with turrets I still probably would have whopped him upside the head. No kid of mine regardless of disability would have gotten away with that shit. Totally pissed me off.

AND if his folks can't correct his stupid ass some day some one will beat the shit out of him. I'd have given him an earful if his folks weren't around. I hope that dumbass gets what comes to him someday.

As long as it's talking with you, talk of the weather will do

OK that's it. I have had enough. We can end this silly extreme weather mess whenever you want. I over it. The ground is over it, it can't hold any more water no matter how much you want to dump it isn't doing any good. The trees can't hold anymore water. The roads are crumbling. When Sarah and I bought our new car we drove home on New Years eve day and it took 8 hours to go from Sac to SF due to flooding and extreme weather. That is why we named the car "The Ark". Little did we know that 2 months later we would be going through 40 days and nights of rain (or at least it feels that way). Are we being punished? People are going to start killing themselves Seattle style if this doesn't let up. Oh and by the way I haven't been fishing in like forever so cut it out. I need to kill and eat something STAT.